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Janky Batch

#II

All aboard!

Wiggle your limbs. Bop your head. Bark like a seal, if you like.

Your ears will be treated to a Toby Carvery of tunes as we dip-dive between every genre imaginable. Interstellar techno, feel good disco, welcome-to-my-house-house. All the greats, and more.

And for your eyes, we’ll be cooking up our usual trippy feast. There’ll be installations and live art from our salon of janky artists.

Bring your nearest and dearest and let’s have a cracking wee night.

Keep it janky.
xoxo

Real testimonials

"Cuter than a cardomom pod. Bristlier than a thistle. Five stars."

Rodney Nintendo

"Sure there were a couple of powercuts, but it kind of added to it."

Cedric Flames

"It janked my world. Would live it up with this batch again. 11/10."

Whitney Powderpuff

"I'd pay £20 for this."

Weezy Watson

"I transcended into a being of pure energy and lost my keys"

Martin Uncle

"I’d like to speak to the manager."

Karen